Terror Level Orange: Biological weapons of mass destruction found in the Nevada desert.

Sick of bleeding heart liberals bitching about police brutality, war crimes, the death of the environment, and classism? Worry no more. Although rare, there are a handful of crusaders that are courageous enough to fight for truly just causes. 

Sick of bleeding heart liberals bitching about police brutality, war crimes, the death of the environment, and classism? Worry no more. Although rare, there are a handful of crusaders that are courageous enough to fight for truly just causes. 

Faces of Burning Man: Meet Dust-E, a.k.a. Bryce Chesterton. Following a move up the peninsula from Menlo  Park to San Francisco, Dust-E attended Burning Man for the first time last year when his startup,The Bored Room, “a dating and networking site for elite technologically-inclined professionals,” attended the festival for “team building” purposes. Having been spiritually awakened by his experiences, Dust-E vowed to attend again this year, with a flock of entrepreneurial scouts, or as he refers to them, “Webros,” in tow.  In describing his motives, Dust-E stated that Burning Man offers  “an escape from the monotony of catered lunches an on-site massages.” Additionally, Dust-E claims that the festival is a great way to “think and live outside of the box.” Dust-E’s hobbies include disc golf, slaying the stock market, getting yoked at 24 Hour Fitness, dropping beats over authentic hip-hop, artisanal cocktails, and glamping with his homies. You can find Dust-E and his free mind/free market cohorts  in R.V. Site 20 in the northeast corner of the Sillycon Valley Commune. 

Welcome to Burning Man Hate Week 2014 

Start your biodiesel saliva hyrbrid art car engines and beat it, shitwigs. Yes fellow haters, the oppressive and rancid fog of patchouli, grass-fed grass, and self-satisfaction has begun to lift over the greater Bay Area and elsewhere as exodus begins. Haight Street has hushed, Dolores Park is strangely free of jugglers and Bluetooth ear buds,  the $6-per-coffee local roastery down the street has been vacated, bandwidth use is down, Whole Foods managers are baffled by the decline in homeopathic medicine sales, Dubstep DJs are out of work, and that dickhead who sits in the cubicle next to you who’s always blabbering about “how cultured” he got in the Mission last weekend is suddenly gone with the playa-sweeping wind.  That’s right friends, Burning Man Hate Week 2014 is officially upon us! Praise Jah, jump for joy, and remember to stay hydrated, as hard hatin’ is sure to take it out of ya. 

We have 420 followers.  Namaste motherfuckers. 

We have 420 followers.  Namaste motherfuckers. 

I don’t need a ride or a ticket to Burning Man

I’m desperately not looking for a ticket to burning man. I didn’t have one last year and I probably won’t have one again this year. If you don’t have a ticket to burning man, could you tell me how you kept from getting one? 
Also, I don’t have a ride to the playa. If anyone has a full car, would you let me know and I’ll not go there with you. Last year I didn’t go with some really cool people and I’m hoping to not go with more fun people this year. 

Please help folks - it’s going to be one entire year before I can not go to Burning Man again.

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Burning Man Missed Connection:I, was wearing purple clown-dotted hood dress, feather fuzzed headband and stilts with swirly green fabric swaying off of them. On my chest, I had a leather fannypack. I have multi-colored dreads.You, had a clay dyed merkin, and no pants. Fluorescent paint patterned chest art, No shirt. Bagpipes and urban-spiritual tribal tatts.I saw you pipe’n some serious trance on the multi-colored fly dragonfly art-car as I was riding my fluffcruzer by thru the playa dust storm. A friend said you go by the name “3-Dolphins”… you must as you burn me on porpoise. We were reborn in a sandstorm and never saw each again! I loved our rebirth. Sadly I had to leave Black Rock City early due to overburn… Hope the universe brings us back together. Namaste.P.s. My name is Shadow. My address is the wind… but you can find me via my Etsy store: www.etsy.com/shop/ZenNympho
 
p.p.s We saw each other at Burning Man.

Burning Man Missed Connection:

I, was wearing purple clown-dotted hood dress, feather fuzzed headband and stilts with swirly green fabric swaying off of them. On my chest, I had a leather fannypack. I have multi-colored dreads.

You, had a clay dyed merkin, and no pants. Fluorescent paint patterned chest art, No shirt. Bagpipes and urban-spiritual tribal tatts.

I saw you pipe’n some serious trance on the multi-colored fly dragonfly art-car as I was riding my fluffcruzer by thru the playa dust storm. A friend said you go by the name “3-Dolphins”… you must as you burn me on porpoise. 

We were reborn in a sandstorm and never saw each again! I loved our rebirth. Sadly I had to leave Black Rock City early due to overburn… Hope the universe brings us back together. Namaste.

P.s. My name is Shadow. My address is the wind… but you can find me via my Etsy store: www.etsy.com/shop/ZenNympho

 



p.p.s We saw each other at Burning Man.

Looks like Fun Gus has finally made Ringmaster…
Twerk clinic in the Gnarnum and Scabies Circus Tent tonight at 8!

Twerk clinic in the Gnarnum and Scabies Circus Tent tonight at 8!

The new Honda “Erect” just premiered at Burning Man… it runs on the broken dreams of middle class white people. 

The new Honda “Erect” just premiered at Burning Man… it runs on the broken dreams of middle class white people. 

"Yup kid… we are truly sorry but from here on out these will be your only friends. Now come help Mommy braid her armpit hair."

Shake weight is excited to announce it’s one (and only) customer… Kevin “Bowser” Bowers. In a press release Kevin had this to say: “Gotta keep in shape on the Playa never know when I’m gonna have to lift someone’s mood”. 

Shake weight is excited to announce it’s one (and only) customer… Kevin “Bowser” Bowers. In a press release Kevin had this to say: “Gotta keep in shape on the Playa never know when I’m gonna have to lift someone’s mood”.