The founders of BMHW would like to thank you for supporting yet another glorious week of hatred and comedy. Now in our seventh year, the torrential loathing is flowing stronger than ever. To hold you over and keep your rage levels substantially raised for 2015, we leave you with this. Namaste.

How I feel when the Burners start coming home to San Francisco.

How I feel when the Burners start coming home to San Francisco.

“I’ll find it!” cried Horton.
“I’ll find it or bust!
I SHALL find my friends
on my small speck of dust!”
#bmhw #thescatinthehat

File under OBVIOUS!

Bliss Kross will make ya chump 

Sunny Bunny, Funky Brewster, and their son Young Coco view Burning Man as a family affair. The stress of owning 15 properties in San Francisco gets oppressive at times, and nothing screams spiritual vacay and a week of  Casual Fridays like Black Rock City. Life is heavy. Everyone needs an escape from the harsh reality of having to choose between Blue Bottle and Philz. Plus, once a year it’s fine to stop worrying about how to evict that annoying elderly Chinese tenant. Treat yourself. Bless. 

Sunny Bunny, Funky Brewster, and their son Young Coco view Burning Man as a family affair. The stress of owning 15 properties in San Francisco gets oppressive at times, and nothing screams spiritual vacay and a week of  Casual Fridays like Black Rock City. Life is heavy. Everyone needs an escape from the harsh reality of having to choose between Blue Bottle and Philz. Plus, once a year it’s fine to stop worrying about how to evict that annoying elderly Chinese tenant. Treat yourself. Bless. 

Hey girl, hey. 

Hey girl, hey. 

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Give it up for Michelle, the founder of “Shirt Twating.” She is bringing some serious evolution to the Playa as well as the male dominated fashion craze, “shirt cocking.” She had this to say about the newest trend, “The key to pulling off a good shirt twating is keeping your socks on the whole time and keeping things hygienic, you don’t want to end up with a sandbox.” Indeed Michelle, indeed. This is Polyglamorous reporting live from BM FASHION WEEK.

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Burning Man Mad Libs ‘14: Getting There is Half the Fun!

Airbnb Burning Man Special: Escape the sweltering heat and dust storms of the playa inside the moist and welcoming confines of the Ecstateepee. Your sensual home away from home features a spacious studio cavity complete with  a septic relief bucket, an air mattress, two heavily loved sleeping bags, assorted toys, a Chewbacca mask, and a Costco-sized bottle of organic olive oil. Additionally, rental of the Ecstateepee includes complimentary hemp cleanup rags and access to additional amenities such as the legendary sitoris bean bag and our next door neighbor’s tricycle.  Kenny G’s discography is available upon request.  Whether you’re looking to cum inside for a quickie or lounge in the loins of luxury for a few days, the Ecstateepee is a sultry Burning Man destination of unsurpassed decadence and comfort.  Nightly rates start at $744 plus a $200 deep cleaning fee. For hourly rates and specific date requests, please contact Tantric Ted via his Burning Passions dating profile ( http://www.burning-passions.com/seeme/tedward4u.html ) .

Airbnb Burning Man Special: Escape the sweltering heat and dust storms of the playa inside the moist and welcoming confines of the Ecstateepee. Your sensual home away from home features a spacious studio cavity complete with a septic relief bucket, an air mattress, two heavily loved sleeping bags, assorted toys, a Chewbacca mask, and a Costco-sized bottle of organic olive oil. Additionally, rental of the Ecstateepee includes complimentary hemp cleanup rags and access to additional amenities such as the legendary sitoris bean bag and our next door neighbor’s tricycle. Kenny G’s discography is available upon request. Whether you’re looking to cum inside for a quickie or lounge in the loins of luxury for a few days, the Ecstateepee is a sultry Burning Man destination of unsurpassed decadence and comfort. Nightly rates start at $744 plus a $200 deep cleaning fee. For hourly rates and specific date requests, please contact Tantric Ted via his Burning Passions dating profile ( http://www.burning-passions.com/seeme/tedward4u.html ) .

Dances with Becky 

A news media quote regarding a recent pedestrian death at Burning Man: “According to an unconfirmed report at the website Burners.me, the art car involved was a double-decker British bus covered in white fur and given the name Shagadelica. The bus project was funded via Kickstarter in 2011.” Reality is schooling the Onion’s editorial team. 

That moment many millennia down the line when future aliens are trying to figure out what the fuck our civilization was all about and they stumble across this video artifact… #embarrassedtobehuman