We have 420 followers.  Namaste motherfuckers. 

We have 420 followers.  Namaste motherfuckers. 

I don’t need a ride or a ticket to Burning Man

I’m desperately not looking for a ticket to burning man. I didn’t have one last year and I probably won’t have one again this year. If you don’t have a ticket to burning man, could you tell me how you kept from getting one? 
Also, I don’t have a ride to the playa. If anyone has a full car, would you let me know and I’ll not go there with you. Last year I didn’t go with some really cool people and I’m hoping to not go with more fun people this year. 

Please help folks - it’s going to be one entire year before I can not go to Burning Man again.

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Burning Man Missed Connection:I, was wearing purple clown-dotted hood dress, feather fuzzed headband and stilts with swirly green fabric swaying off of them. On my chest, I had a leather fannypack. I have multi-colored dreads.You, had a clay dyed merkin, and no pants. Fluorescent paint patterned chest art, No shirt. Bagpipes and urban-spiritual tribal tatts.I saw you pipe’n some serious trance on the multi-colored fly dragonfly art-car as I was riding my fluffcruzer by thru the playa dust storm. A friend said you go by the name “3-Dolphins”… you must as you burn me on porpoise. We were reborn in a sandstorm and never saw each again! I loved our rebirth. Sadly I had to leave Black Rock City early due to overburn… Hope the universe brings us back together. Namaste.P.s. My name is Shadow. My address is the wind… but you can find me via my Etsy store: www.etsy.com/shop/ZenNympho
 
p.p.s We saw each other at Burning Man.

Burning Man Missed Connection:

I, was wearing purple clown-dotted hood dress, feather fuzzed headband and stilts with swirly green fabric swaying off of them. On my chest, I had a leather fannypack. I have multi-colored dreads.

You, had a clay dyed merkin, and no pants. Fluorescent paint patterned chest art, No shirt. Bagpipes and urban-spiritual tribal tatts.

I saw you pipe’n some serious trance on the multi-colored fly dragonfly art-car as I was riding my fluffcruzer by thru the playa dust storm. A friend said you go by the name “3-Dolphins”… you must as you burn me on porpoise. 

We were reborn in a sandstorm and never saw each again! I loved our rebirth. Sadly I had to leave Black Rock City early due to overburn… Hope the universe brings us back together. Namaste.

P.s. My name is Shadow. My address is the wind… but you can find me via my Etsy store: www.etsy.com/shop/ZenNympho

 



p.p.s We saw each other at Burning Man.

Looks like Fun Gus has finally made Ringmaster…
Twerk clinic in the Gnarnum and Scabies Circus Tent tonight at 8!

Twerk clinic in the Gnarnum and Scabies Circus Tent tonight at 8!

The new Honda “Erect” just premiered at Burning Man… it runs on the broken dreams of middle class white people. 

The new Honda “Erect” just premiered at Burning Man… it runs on the broken dreams of middle class white people. 

"Yup kid… we are truly sorry but from here on out these will be your only friends. Now come help Mommy braid her armpit hair."

Shake weight is excited to announce it’s one (and only) customer… Kevin “Bowser” Bowers. In a press release Kevin had this to say: “Gotta keep in shape on the Playa never know when I’m gonna have to lift someone’s mood”. 

Shake weight is excited to announce it’s one (and only) customer… Kevin “Bowser” Bowers. In a press release Kevin had this to say: “Gotta keep in shape on the Playa never know when I’m gonna have to lift someone’s mood”. 

Here we have the owner of local startup Lyft (center) before he realized they couldn’t use the octopus as a logo and were still focused on their pedi-cab business model. Hanging along for the ride is his ‘date’ for tonight and her ‘coordinator’ big bubba homestead showing off their sweet rides and fashion sense. 

Here we have the owner of local startup Lyft (center) before he realized they couldn’t use the octopus as a logo and were still focused on their pedi-cab business model. Hanging along for the ride is his ‘date’ for tonight and her ‘coordinator’ big bubba homestead showing off their sweet rides and fashion sense. 

C’mon Gravity!!

Melchior: “My dear, you wouldn’t consider…leaving earth with me, would you? Perhaps let me borrow books for a week every summer? I’m sure we could work out a deal.”

Zachariah: “Would you lend me your ship?”

Melchior: “Of course not! You would misuse the ship— Which, I suppose, is exactly what I would do with books, though I suspect I would enjoy it while the ship wouldn’t.”

Zachariah: “Not that the idea of being borrowed isn’t terribly fascinating, but let’s not forget the darkspawn and bad trips. There may not be a week every summer, or any summer.”

Melchior: “Darkspawn or bad trips! Is this the only thing men think about these days? What about the good old obsessions? Steam Punk, Shirt Cocking, Wet Crocs?”

Zachariah: “Hmm… Wet Crocs…”

Aaron, Stephanie, Jo Jo, Wendy, and Colin (the intern) met at a meet and greet in the Executive Marriott Bar during last year’s Oracle Convention. After leaving their respective jobs, they formed a startup that is now fervently developing a highly anticipated app entitled Jewru that “connects busy, health-minded Jewish professionals to local yogis that meet their individual needs and ability levels.” Collectively, the founding members of Jewru decided that this year’s Burning Man festival would be a great place for team building and “thinking outside of the box.” Here we see the freakishly fabulous quintet parading across the playa en route to a vegan lunch, which they had catered by San Francisco’s own Millennium via an airdrop. Abandoned to enjoying the festivities vicariously through Twitter and Instagram feeds, their somber techie friends back home are enviously wishing they too could “feel the burn.”
 
Aaron, Stephanie, Jo Jo, Wendy, and Colin (the intern) met at a meet and greet in the Executive Marriott Bar during last year’s Oracle Convention. After leaving their respective jobs, they formed a startup that is now fervently developing a highly anticipated app entitled Jewru that “connects busy, health-minded Jewish professionals to local yogis that meet their individual needs and ability levels.” Collectively, the founding members of Jewru decided that this year’s Burning Man festival would be a great place for team building and “thinking outside of the box.” Here we see the freakishly fabulous quintet parading across the playa en route to a vegan lunch, which they had catered by San Francisco’s own Millennium via an airdrop. Abandoned to enjoying the festivities vicariously through Twitter and Instagram feeds, their somber techie friends back home are enviously wishing they too could “feel the burn.”